10.) Rihanna: she can't sing, she can't act, she can't dance; she is just a perfectly packaged product.
9.) Take-out Chinese: That's not food. Don't know what it is but it is DEFINATELY not food!
8.) Weight Watchers: Enough said.
7.) Halle Berry's Oscar Win: Let's face it, no black woman has ever won the best actress Academy Award.
6.) Windows Vista: It will NEVER compare to a Mac.
5.) The Tate Modern: If I wanted to see a pile of junk, I would visit my local trash heap.
4.) Invisible Anti-Perspirant: I have the stains to prove it!
3.) Happy Meals: They don't make kids happy, they make them fat and that makes them and their parents sad!
2.) David Blaine: That man really really needs to get a life; he reeks of desperation.
Drumrolls please.
the number 1 con is...
Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon's medical license: He is not a surgeon, He is a butcher! How on earth is he still practising?
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3 comments:
lol! Rihanna can't sing??!
No she can't... have you heard Unfaithful??? It's a vocal disaster!
lmaoooooo..micheals was the highlight..
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